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Tarantula tossing political candidate convicted when she was ‘just outplayed’ while representing herself during ᴀssault trial after dumping lawyer

An aspiring Minnesota politician was convicted of ᴀssaulting her housemate by throwing a tarantula at her in a bid to remove her from the property.

Marisa Simonetti, 32, was found guilty by a six-member jury of misdemeanor ᴀssault, harᴀssment and disorderly conduct, according to the Minnesota Star Tribune.

Simonetti allowed the woman, attorney Jacklyn Vasquez, to live in her home as an Airbnb guest in 2024 in Edina, a Minneapolis suburb. But the relationship between the two became “increasingly adversarial as Vasquez refused to leave, made extortionate threats, and involved third parties in a manner that endangered Plaintiff’s personal safety, family wellbeing, and political career,” a civil lawsuit filed last year alleged.

The Star Tribune reported that Simonetti dumped her attorney a few weeks before the trial and ended up representing herself. But after the verdict, she told the newspaper she was innocent and her unfamiliarity with court procedure played a role in the outcome.

“I was just outplayed,” she said. “That’s all.”

Sentencing is set for May 1.

Simonetti has spoken often with the media about the case. As Law&Crime previously reported, Simonetti made wide-ranging comments to Fox affiliate KMSP and NBC affiliate KARE about what took place which only added another layer of strangeness.

Asked what led to the tarantula incident, Simonetti said that Vasquez “started sending double, triple texting me long paragraphs and making all kinds of accusations saying there was an infestation — a spider infestation — and then she said the internet didn’t work.”

“It was just a bombardment. She was sending me paragraphs-long messages and finally I had to block her because I felt so uncomfortable,” Simonetti said, explaining that her son lives in the home and that this fact makes her highly sensitive to disputes like these.

Claiming that Vasquez was screaming on the phone with someone, threatening to have her arrested, and threatening to ruin her campaign, Simonetti suggested that she tried a tactic from “Home Alone,” her favorite movie from her childhood, to get Vasquez out of the house.

“I mean, there is an element of humor to that movie, and at the end, what was I supposed to do?” she asked KMSP. “And at the end of the day, unhinged got her out of the house.”

Simonetti, who reportedly did not own the home, did not answer whether she was allowed to sublet a room to Vasquez, calling those rules “all pretty hazy,” but she chalked up the whole blow-up as “funny” and “ridiculous.”

“I’m good at creatively solving problems, and at the end of the day, I didn’t physically harm anybody. I’m a little unconventional in my ways—sometimes. I mean, I’m a silly goose,” she told KMSP.

Simonetti is suing the woman who accused her in the incident, along with the police department and its officers who investigated the matter, and the prosecutors who charged her with the crime. She’s asking for $28 million.

According to the suit, Vasquez also bought $350 worth of Sєx toys at a CVS with Simonetti’s credit card.

“Rather than seeking any legal protection herself, Vasquez, a licensed attorney in the State of Minnesota, weaponized legal language and imagery in her threats to Plaintiff — stating that she would ‘make [Plaintiff] look like an abuser,’ ‘flip this whole thing on [her],’ and ‘go to the media’ with whatever story would cause the most damage if her demands were not met,” the lawsuit said.

As a result, Simonetti said she had Airbnb cancel Vasquez’s booking and called the police to have her removed from the home. Vasquez allegedly “barricaded” herself in the basement and cops did not end up forcing her to leave. It was at this point that the alleged tarantula tossing occurred, and this time Vasquez called the police and Simonetti was arrested.

Vasquez provided the following statement: “Look up the term litigation abuse. That’s all I have to provide at the moment.”

Marisa Simonetti, the Hennepin County Board candidate who tossed a tarantula down the stairs in a dispute with her tenant, spoke about her case Thursday with her new lawyer John T. Daly outside the Ridgedale courthouse in Minnetonka. Simonetti says she met Daly on Thursday at the courthouse before a pretrial hearing and he agreed to represent her on a fifth-degree misdemeanor ᴀssault charge.

Simonetti, at the time, was a candidate for Hennepin County Commissioner and “an emerging contender for the 2026 U.S. Senate race in Minnesota,” the lawsuit stated. She lost the commissioner race twice.

“Prior to the false arrest and malicious prosecution, Plaintiff’s campaign was on track to surpᴀss her opponent’s fundraising and win the general election. Public interest, donor enthusiasm, and social media engagement were strong and steadily increasing in the weeks leading up to the June 2024 events,” the lawsuit stated. “As a direct result of Vasquez’s threats, the unlawful arrest, and the prosecution initiated by Hennepin County, Plaintiff’s campaign suffered irreparable harm. Key donors rescinded pledges, community events were canceled or disrupted, and Plaintiff was denied valuable earned media and speaking opportunities due to the pending charges.”

The plaintiff claims in the lawsuit, which she filed herself, that her Senate campaign fundraising targets could “easily exceed $22 million.” Simonetti is not considered among the top contenders who have announced their intention to run or are thought to have an interest.

Simonetti claims the Edina cops violated her First Amendment rights by “interfering with her political speech” and lacked probable cause to arrest her. She also says the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office violated her due process rights by pursuing criminal charges “based on demonstrably false information.”

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