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Chuck Norris never had to ask to join the Marine Corps…
The Marine Corps had to ask him to join.
Today, Heaven officially has the strongest guard force in the history of the universe. The glittering golden streets are now guarded by a living legend – a man whom even the devil fears.
We are deeply saddened to announce the pᴀssing of the immortal hero Chuck Norris – a former United States Air Force veteran, an icon of action for an entire generation, and one of the rarest individuals in over 100 years of the Corps’ illustrious history to be awarded the Marine Corps Honorary тιтle. In 2007, General James T. Conway – then Commander of the Marine Corps – personally bestowed this prestigious and extremely rare тιтle upon him, recognizing the warrior spirit and unwavering loyalty he always demonstrated.
Some missions require an entire army of thousands of soldiers.

Some missions demand battalions, maximum firepower, and complex strategies.

But today’s mission… only requires Chuck Norris.

He has signed up, reported, and is ready to receive the final order.
Heaven is now much safer. The golden streets no longer need to worry, for the strongest gatekeeper has officially arrived.
Rest easy, Sir.

You have successfully completed every mission on earth.

From your years of service in the Air Force, through a series of classic films that shook the screen, to the moment you were honored as an Honorary Marine – you have always been a symbol of strength, courage, and the “Semper Fi” spirit.

Semper Fidelis, Chuck Norris.

You are not just a legend.

You are Chuck Norris.

Heaven now has another great gatekeeper.

We will always remember him. 2.5 seconds